Get Your War On!

Man 1: I have to say, I'm impressed with how objective the press has been about this Swift boat issue. They're really giving me the space I need to make up my own mind Does it help that I'm a stupid fuck?

Man 2: How do you convince a Washington journalist that you're not slapping him in the face?

Man 1: I don't know. How?

Man 2: Tell him you're not.

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