It's not easy being Dean
Courtesy the comments section of the o-blog:
"It's Not Easy Being Dean"
It’s not that easy being Dean,
Having to be the guy everyone misperceives
When I think it could be nicer owning a baseball team–
Or something much more powerful like that.
It’s not that easy being Dean.
It seems you stand out from so many other politicians.
And people tend to step all over you ‘cause you’re
From Vermont and sealing your files and
against the War in Iraq.
But Dean’s the man of the hour.
And Dean can be cool and friendly-like.
And Dean can stand tall like Kerry, dress sharp like Sharpton
Or be Jewish like Joe.
When Dean is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am Dean and it’ll do fine,
And I think it’s what I want to be.
Actually, of late, it's getting easier and easier to be Dean.