Another I-Wish-I-Was-A-Decent-Artist-So-I-Could-Draw-This moment #212 Scene: a city street with a back alley. Actors: (1) a wealthy FatCat (fat, tux, top-hat, fat, cigar in mouth, fat, dollar-bill cufflinks, fat) walks past (2) George W. Bush, leaning against the alley entrance, dressed like a hooker. George to FatCat: "Care for a stimulus plan big boy?"